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PASTOR: Praise the
Lord.

CONGREGATION:
Hallelujah.

PASTOR: Can we please
turn our iPad/tablet PC
bibles to 1Cor.13:13. ...

MEMBER: 1 Cor. 13:13.
Now these three things abide -

PASTOR: Wait. Which brand is your tablet,
please?.

MEMBER: Eh - Galaxy tablet, Pastor.

PASTOR: Oh i need
someone to read KJV
on a Toshiba Thrive/
iPad 10
Yes, my dear sister
Agatha
[Agatha reads]
............... .............. ...

[After sermon]

PASTOR: We shall take
our tithes and
offerings.

[Ushers direct the
moving queue of
members towards ATM
machines and tellers
with laptops where
they make payments
with ATM cards
withdrawals and
Master cards.

[Announcement]

SECRETARY: This
week's meetings shall
be held on the various
Facebook group, pages where the usual group
chatting takes place.
Please don't miss out.

Thursday's bible study
will be held live on
Skype at 1900hrs GMT.

Please don't miss out.
You can follow the
Pastor on Twitter this
weekend for
counselling & prayers.
God bless you all &
have a wonderful
week.

[After benediction,
members begin to post
on their Facebook walls about the service and others comment on
them.

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