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STUPID QUESTIONS NIGERIANS ASK

1) NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.
2) Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY PAPA WHEN
HIM YOUNG.
2) On ur wedding, one idiot walk
up to you as you are about to take ur
wedding pix with ur wife...
NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA
CLASS MATE.

3) Give me your phone number -
0803476... ....THANKS. SO YOU DEY USE MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE. I listened to 9 o'clock news, it was announced that the election was postponed.
WHO TOLD YOU?
Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR FOR MY VILLAGE.

Take this mosquito coil; e dey kill insect fast...
Thanks bros. E DEY KILL MOSQUITOS?
Answer: NO,E DEY KILL ELEPHANT.

*standing in front of a police station*
SHEY NA POLICE STATION BE THIS?
Answer:no! Na aso rock!....

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